'Murica of the Day: Bible AR-15 Rifles Now Available In Florida
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Oh, Florida—you crazy devil. You've done it again!

Spike's Tactical in Apopka, Florida has started selling AR-15 assault rifles with bible verses on them because ISIS. Psalm 144:1 is laser etched into the magazine, which reads:

"Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle."

The gun was built so that member of ISIS couldn't ever use it? Even though we're pretty sure those guys will kill who they want with whatever they want.

"Right now and as it has been for quite some time, one of the biggest threats in the world is and remains Islamic terrorism," said Ben "Mookie" Thomas, spokesman for Spike's Tactical, who is a former Navy Seal and former Blackwater security contractor. "We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda."

The gun also features a cross on the lower left side of the unit and the words "God Wills It."

All of this for the low, low price of $1,395 and you too can fight ISIS from your Florida residence!

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Red Bull South Africa earlier this week unveiled the latest addition to its ongoing "Red Bull gives you wings" campaign -- a 30-spot featuring Jesus revealing the "secret" behind his miraculous water-walking feat.

Wouldn't ya know it, the ad did not go over well with many viewers, who demanded it be pulled immediately.

Unfortunately for Red Bull, the energy drink doesn't actually give you wings, so in lieu of saying "see you later, suckers" and flying away, the company relented and pulled the ad as requested.


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