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Offer of The Day: Sex Toy Maker Will Give Justin Bieber $1 Million to Endorse Product
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Nothing says vibrating replica-penis kit like Justin Bieber.

At least that is what one sex toy company thinks.

Clone-A-Willy, a personal penis duplicator that allows a user to cast an exact replica of their member, is offering the singer $1 million if he endorses the company's products.

"Justin Bieber, he's popular, talented and now as the entire world knows ... quite well-endowed. You can only imagine ... a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and "Clone-A-Willy" in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn't hurt his "dating" life," a letter sent to The Huffington Post said.

After nude photos of Bieber leaked earlier this month, the singer said he "felt violated."

So his endorsement will probably never happen.

But what could a Bieber endorsement look like? This, probably.

Justin Bieber's dad should have stayed out of his son's naked picture scandal.
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Well. That's awkward.

Of course, we all know that naked pictures of Justin Bieber broke the damn Internet this week. It was bound to get around to his dad as well.

Jeremy Bieber should have just let the whole thing die down without weighing in.

But that's not how this guy rolls.

So he tweeted this out Oct. 9.


Ew, ew, ew.

He should have thought about his son's feelings more than his son's peen.

Justin ain't too happy about it and his legal team is already on the case to find justice.

Daddy Biebs should have probably reacted more like Chrissy Teigen's expert analysis.

Justin Bieber showed up to drum in
Via: NME
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Justin Bieber looks to be starting a new grass roots career in the Hoosier state.

He surprised damn near everyone Sept. 6, when he showed up in Angola, Indiana to drum with local band BONAFIDE. They were taking part in a cover showcase and we don't know how he got involved, but get involved he did.

Justin Bieber loves BONAFIDE

Posted by Bonafide on Saturday, September 5, 2015

Now, he's done something like this before. A few months ago, he randomly showed up on the Late Late Show with James Corden and drummed his little tattooed butt off.

Here's another video of it happening:

Time for round #2 at The Venue tonight. We're expecting another crazy packed house tonight so get their early. Music starts at 10:00 and we rock it until 2:00

Posted by Bonafide on Saturday, September 5, 2015

It seems like he's having a harder time following the beat in Indiana, but that could be for a wealth of reasons. The important thing was that it actually happened.

Here's all he had to say about the experience on Twitter:

He's obviously trying to do something with his public persona, but hey, if it's working for him.

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In case you missed it, or don’t really care, Justin Bieber is now a Calvin Klein model.

The Biebs and his abs both star in a new ad where he’s playing the drums shirtless while supermodel Lara Stone watches seductively from the sidelines.

And the parodies have already started rolling in.

Here’s an alternate look at the ad, where Bieber doesn’t seem quite as cool.

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Both Bieber fans and haters (but mostly haters) will enjoy this video that has emerged of the boy pop star.

While wearing leather pants and a man dress, the Biebs attempted a simple skateboarding trick outside Madison Square Garden this week.

But he failed miserably, crashing into the cement as people watched from the sidewalk before eventually landing it.

Last week he also showed off a new private jet that suggested he got for Christmas, which turned out to be a big lie.

So you can find some sort of solace in that news as well.

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Just in case you thought there was no excuse for a grown man to have a ringtone of The Biebs, maybe this story of survival as reported by Elite Daily will change your mind.

Justin Bieber recently saved the life of a 42-year-old Russian man.

No, the Biebs didn't do anything heroic. When Igor Vorozhbitsyn was en route to his favorite fishing spot in northern Russia's Yakutia Republic, he was attacked by a huge brown bear.

But then, his cell phone rang and the ringtone, "Baby," scared off the animal.

As the bear started clawing violently at Vorozhbitsyn, the Biebs' pre-pubescent vocals made the bear's ears bleed, and it ran off.

Wildlife experts believe it was the fact that the ringtone sounding off was so unexpected that it spooked the bear, but it's more fun to say the bear just really, really, hated that song.

Vorozhbitsyn suffers from severe bruises on his chest and face and cuts on his neck. Other fishermen found him after he was attacked, and used his phone to call for help.

Vorozhbitsyn says he knows the ringtone "isn't to everyone's taste," but it was his granddaughter that loaded "Baby" onto his phone "for a joke."

I think, however, that's just code for "I'm honestly just a true Belieber."
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