Watch as playtime turns into a vicious Romney vs. Obama faceoff.

"I had no idea they had ever heard of Romney or Obama!" says mom Sara. "Didn't know they were learning about politics in preschool!"

[thanks, peter!]

This kindergartner in fairy wings goes by Murp.

Her YouTube channel features all manner of rager tracks, backed by her big brother on drums.

Lest we forget, children are the future.

[death+taxes]

With each monkey bar, Riley alternately crushes Dad's soul or reminds him why he had her.

[vvv]

We knew it! A new study published in the journal Pediatrics has found that infants living in households with dogs are healthier and have fewer infections.

Though cats also appear to offer some immune protections, the link isn't as strong.

The study, based on 397 children who live in Finland, found that "the children having dogs at home were healthier, they had less ear infections and they needed less antibiotics," reports pediatrician Eija Bergroth, the study's lead author.

Parents shouldn't feel guilty about having or not having a pet when their child is young. If you want a pet, get a pet.

[wsj]

News of Steve Nash's trade to the Los Angeles Lakers didn't sit well with this 4-year-old Suns fan. She was reduced to tears upon hearing the news of him leaving the desert. But Nash, one of the NBA's most fan-friendly and revered ambassadors, re-tweeted the video on Saturday in an attempt to rectify the situation as best he can.

[cosbysweaters]

Stoner brothers Mickey and Sam were just "driving around in circles, listening to music, havin' a good time, listenin' to Led Zeppelin," when they noticed a house on fire. So the pair knocked on the door and saved an Ohio family from certain death. Or at least a dramatic rescue situation.

MJ FTW.

[vvv]

Questions: Would it have killed him to wait for the train to pass? Why is he under a train in the first place?

[yababoon]