Just hours after winning the NBA Championship (following the most ridiculous final three minutes of an NBA Finals game ever), LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh hit up an afterparty with LMFAO. Note LeBron is sporting a shirt with a pic of himself.
Despite the late-night celebration, LeBron is up and at 'em this morning, and it looks like reality is just beginning to sink in. Posted just now by @KingJames himself, with 32K+ retweets: "OMFG I think it just hit me, I'm a CHAMPION!! I AM a CHAMPION!!"
Among the many things they reveal -- a duplicitous attitude towards promised reforms, detailed advice from Iran on handling the uprisings, and extravagant jewellery and furniture purchases -- is perhaps the most enlightening piece of intel about Assad's personality: He's a Chris Brown fan.
According to The Guardian, which has poured over the thousands of emails, the Syrian tyrant used a secret iTunes account to purchase his very own copy of Chris Brown's hit single "Look at Me Now."
Other songs that tickled Assad's fancy: "Don't Talk Just Kiss" by Right Said Fred, "Bizarre Love Triangle" by New Order, and "God Gave Me You" by Blake Shelton, which Assad forwarded to his wife.
Perhaps the most telling song in Assad's iTunes arsenal, however, is LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It," which he bought back in January.
He is also on record as having purchased Part 2 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which clearly speaks to his inner Voldemort.
LMFAO of the Day: As promised, George Takei celebrates the success of his fundraising campaign for the Broadway musical Allegiance by demonstrating his "happy dance" (with the reluctant permission of husband Brad Altman).