Passive-Aggressive Packaging of the Day: Tell me about it, Trisonic Christmas Lights.

Another ominous Christmas threat below:

[p.a.n.]

Monster Slipper of the Day: Tom Boddingham is the proud owner of a brand new monster's paw-shaped bed. One problem, though: He ordered a slipper.

Boddingham says the Chinese company that manufactures the slipper missed the decimal point in his custom order: He wanted a size 14.5 left, but go

We're Gonna Need A Better Boat of the Day: The maiden voyage of a $2.5 million Made-in-China luxury yacht left many red-faced after the SS Jiugang sunk while being eased into the Yellow River.

[arbroath.]

Meanwhile, In Post-Soviet Russia of the Day: I'm not a car expert, but it seem to me that this Chinese SUV may not be entirely street-legal.

[doobybrain.]