The Interpipes Are Leaking of the Day: Living legend Bear Grylls takes the piss out of himself.
Facial Expression of the Day: Though it's reasonable to assume that all attendees at yesterday's Democratic National Committee event in Austin were excited to see President Obama in person, no one was quite as elated as Super Excited To Meet The President Man.
He's waited his entire life to exercise his otherwise useless superpower -- but it was worth it.
Royally Ridiculous Hat of the Day: Princess Beatrice's royal wedding hat is the talk of the memosphere, with a Tumblr and a Facebook page dedicated to Her Royal Highness's horrifying headgear springing up mere hours after the Philip Treacy ribbon topper made its debut. (Her sister's quirky crown's