A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation

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A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation
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Maya Angelou had previously canceled a luncheon in Houston earlier in the week for health reasons, though the way this station phrases it she had seemingly decided to cancel after her own passing. Smooth move!

Santa Claus Here Wanted to Pay His Ex-Wife a Visit Through the Chimney

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It took the effort of nearly 25 firefighters to get the man out, a complicated process given that every breath he took would lodge him further into the chimney.

Boston's Logan International Airport is Insisting This Flaming Plane is a Part of a Safety Drill

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Boston's Logan International Airport is Insisting This Flaming Plane is a Part of a Safety Drill
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Of course, passengers at the airport weren't informed of this drill ahead of time, leading to some very anxious civilians (including Travel Channel's Andrew Zimmern).