So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

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So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?
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According to Lan Tien, "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result." One might use this as a teaching moment to talk about the safety of one's tally-whacker in the open air, but all we're left wondering is just HOW your jingle-jank can "fall" into an open pipe.

These are the mysteries of life, people.

In Case You Missed it: The President of the United States Sat Down With the Founder of Tumblr for a Live Q+A Session

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In Case You Missed it: The President of the United States Sat Down With the Founder of Tumblr for a Live Q+A Session View Fullscreen
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In the President's continued attempts to reach out to young voters, Barack Obama sat down with David Karp of Tumblr to take questions from the microblogging community. The humble "ask" feature has finally made it to American politics! Check out the full video of the event here:

After 70 Years, This WWII Vet Suits Up for One More Drop Over Normandy

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After 70 Years, This WWII Vet Suits Up for One More Drop Over Normandy
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There are no words, really. Just Watch "Peewee" here put all of us to shame with his 90-year-old badassery:

When it Comes to Relaxing, This Cat is a Pro!

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When it Comes to Relaxing, This Cat is a Pro!
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Cheeto has a very special job. His relaxed demeanor allows him to be the target for dogs in training for the purpose of finding lost pets. But don't worry about Cheeto...he loves it! Thanks Cheeto!

New York Times Columnist Maureen Dowd Writes About Getting High in Colorado, Twitter Responds Hilariously

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New York Times Columnist Maureen Dowd Writes About Getting High in Colorado, Twitter Responds Hilariously
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Pulitzer Prize winner Maureen Dowd follows a growing trend among traditional print journalists writing about modern drug culture. In this case, it's legally-recognized marijuana in Colorado. Here's the story in question with some great responses below: