Spoiler Alert of the Day: Suck it, The Rock: The Janitor from Scrubs knew bin Laden's whereabouts four years ago.
Related: Christiane Amanpour knew too.
Meanwhile, In West Virginia of the Day: A self-described "hillbilly" celebrates Osama bin Laden's death by riding around in an ATV shouting "USA!" while waving a flag and shooting a gun.
This is why we can't have nice global public opinion poll figures.
This Is Informative, You Should Watch It of the Day: From last night's Nightline, the story so far: How the US tracked down and killed Osama bin Laden.
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A Farewell To Facial Hair of the Day: After 9/11, Gary Weddle, a middle school science teacher from East Wenatchee, Washington, vowed to go unshaven until Osama bin Laden is either captured or killed.
According to The Daily Astorian, Weddle was tending to his garden when he received a call from a colleague informing him that bin Laden was dead. "Weddle wasted no time finding scissors and razors,"
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