Follow Up of the Day: According to a sworn declaration obtained by TMZ, Botox Mom Kerry Campbell -- whose real name appears to be Sheena Upton -- claims she never gave her daughter Botox injections or "virgin" waxes, and, in fact, made up the story wholesale

Kickass Kid of the Day: Ah, 1990: When the men were men, the women were women, and the 3-year-olds operated JCB diggers while their dad stood by and filmed them.

[thanks roi!]

Badass Baby of the Day: Dear Justin Bieber Baby: Why can't you be more like Kid Cudi Baby? Love, good taste in music.

[reddit.]

This Might Not End Well of the Day: Jumping on the bed is allowed in this house, but only with parental supervision participation.

[vvv.]