Chicken Heating Master of the Day: A normal landlord's normal letter to his normal, water-heater-chicken-defrosting tenants.

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Kids Make The Darndest Threats of the Day: 9-year-old Bailey throws a passive-aggressive tantrum before a long-overdue haircut.

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Passive-Aggressive Note of the Day: Borders locked up the last of its brick-and-mortar bookstores last Sunday. The above list of gripes -- reportedly posted at one of many out-of-business outlets -- claims to speak for all Borders employees.

A transcript follows, courtesy of EW's Shelf Life:

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