As Promised, 4chan Pranksters Spell Out "KJU Gas Chamber" on TIME's Person of the Year Online Poll

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A group of pranksters affiliated with 4chan have successfully managed to pull off their polling scheme to fix the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un as the TIME Magazine's Person of the Year, according to the Daily Dot.

Ken Doll IRL of the Day (Poll)

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Here are Justin Jedlica's stats:

  • Age: 32
  • Plastic Surgeries: 90
  • Total Spent: Around $100,000

So what's his deal? He wants a physique like Barbie's boyfriend, but ditched working out -- "so not exciting, not glamorous" -- in favor of silicone implants to his butt, belly, biceps, and triceps (among other things).

"I love to metamorphosize myself, and the stranger the surgery the better," he says. "Bucking the norm is so much fun."

Controversial Dan Savage Appearance of the Day (Poll)

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Dan Savage had some, er, choice words for Family Research Council President Tony Perkins during a speaking engagement at Winona State University last week:

Tony Perkins tells parents whose kids come out to reject them.

Tony Perkins tells the parents of queer kids to do what Tony Perkins damn well knows drives those kids to suicide — doubles their already quadruple rate of suicide. Why would someone who calls themselves a Christian do that? Because every dead gay kid is a victory for the Family Research Council. ...

Tony Perkins sits on a pile of dead gay kids every day when he goes to work — and he calls himself a Christian. I don't understand how real Christians let that little f--ker get away with that.

Now the video is making the rounds, but Savage doubled down via Twitter: "I'm Dan Savage and I approved -- and stand by -- this message."

(Not Safe For Work -- language.)

Romney Unleashed of the Day

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This audio from a private Romney fundraiser in May was leaked Monday and is dominating today's conversation on TV and online.