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God bless Monty Python and the Holy Grail for providing us with the perfect (and timeless) Halloween costume alternative to Potato Jesus, Sexy Big Bird, and Bane.
Wait -- you were just going to carve Potato Jesus into your pumpkin and call it good? Think again!
Or more accurately, Madeline Poole at MPNails.
Too soon? Nah...
Potato Jesus lives!
Well, no one saw this coming -- Potato Jesus "creator" Cecilia Giménez has overcome her shame and now is suing for royalties brought in by gawking tourists.
The potential payday at stake? A measly cut of just $2,600.
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