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God bless Monty Python and the Holy Grail for providing us with the perfect (and timeless) Halloween costume alternative to Potato Jesus, Sexy Big Bird, and Bane.
Wait -- you were just going to carve Potato Jesus into your pumpkin and call it good? Think again!
Or more accurately, Madeline Poole at MPNails.
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Potato Jesus lives!
Well, no one saw this coming -- Potato Jesus "creator" Cecilia Giménez has overcome her shame and now is suing for royalties brought in by gawking tourists.
The potential payday at stake? A measly cut of just $2,600.
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