Then back the Kickstarter project.
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Oh, hell -- 'tis the season!
God bless the Internet.
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ICWYDT of the Day: New York Post's Mummy-of-All-Front-Pages doesn't bury the lead in its tut-tutting of former Egyptian president Mubarak.
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