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Former Duke Energy CEO Bill Johnson made out like a bandit after resigning from his position with the company -- 24 hours after assuming the head honcho role. Johnson submitted his letter of resignation the first day on the job, and is now qualified to receive up to $44.4 million in compensation, as long as he doesn't disparage the company and the board decides he resigned for "good reasons."

That list of reasons probably contains about 44.4 million bullet points.

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RIP Society of the Day: The revolution, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr.: "F*ck you, I'm Tweeting."

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RIP Society of the Day: I can't decide who I dislike more: The "who is Paul McCartney" kids or the "I would let Chris Brown beat me" girls

I say we toss them all into a monster truck arena and let Bigfoot sort them out.

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RIP Society of the Day: Not content with cornering the pizza party market, Pizza Hut has set its sights on the proposal party set too.

For $10,010, Pizza Hut will provide you with all the trimmings necessary for just a really classy way to kickstart an engagement: A ruby engagement ring, a bouquet of flowers, a personal fireworks display, a prof

We Sleep In Public of the Day

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We Sleep In Public of the Day: The "FBed" is a design concept by Croatian graphic designer Tomislav Zvonarić that allows you to "always to be up to date and close to your online friends even when you sleep."

The bed comes complete with a built-in Facebook terminal that lets you begin posting status updates as soon as you wake up. Or just before you go