RIP Society of the Day: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may update your Facebook status.

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RIP Society of the Day: Oh, we're not done with TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras -- not by a mile. That show is everything that is wrong with the world today, and it must be brought to an unceremonious end.

On last night's episode, pageant mom Marlo was shown stuffing her 11-year-old daughter Sydney into a corset -- a corset! -- while stat

RIP Society of the Day: Riverside-based radio station 99.1 KGGI recently invited Pharaoh's Water Park patrons to expose themselves to a kiddie pool full of leeches for a chance to win Justin Bieber concert tickets.

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World's Shortest Thing of the Day: Incidentally, the world's shortest escalator is also its least sensical.

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Kids Pick The Darndest Street Names of the Day: 11-year-old Caroline Gonzalez was "mayor for a day" in Forney, Texas. Her first order of business: Name a street after her idol, Justin Bieber.

Why? "Because I really like Justin Bieber," Gonzalez told E! News. "I like his music and I like him. And I thought, why not have a street in my hometown named after my favorite singer?"

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RIP Society of the Day: A rubber likeness of acquitted murder suspect Casey Anthony -- dubbed "the most frightening mask on the planet" -- was purchased through eBay by a user with nearly a million dollars to spare.

The mask -- one of six used in a parody video -- was posted on the online auction site this past Monday by an LA-based user named "prophunter," with a starting price of $25.

Reality TV Twofer of the Day: Bridge & Tunnel was MTV's pre-Jersey Shore Jeresy Shore -- a 12-episode reality show documenting the ins and outs of being a Staten Island Girl through the eyes and ears (and other orifices) of Gabriella and Brianna DeBartoli.

Despite millions of dollars spent on the show over the course of three years in development hell, Bridge &amp