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A lot of people were upset about Kristen Stewart's alleged cheating on Robert Pattinson. Many of them were crazy people.

This devoted fan, if the username "KristenPattinson513" suggests any allegiance, has upped the game to full conspiracy theory-levels not seen since A Beautiful Mind.

Not Safe For Work for some near-nudity.

[thanks, kiley!]

Devastated Kristen Stewart Fan of the Day

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When overemotional YouTuber nuttymadam3575 learned today that Kristen Stewart did in fact cheat on sort-of boyfriend Robert Pattinson with the older, married-with-children director Rupert Sanders, the Twilight fan turned to the Internet to berate the actress for her publicist-engineered heartfelt apology.

You won't believe it till you see it.

(Not Safe For Work -- KStew-directed expletives.)

[gawker]

Cosmopolis Trailer of the Day

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The full trailer for David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis is now online, complete with shirtless Robert Pattinson, a dumbfounded Jay Baruchel, and lots of cool gadgets and a dystopian culture. Like most of Cronenberg's films, it'll probably fare well critically, though the casting of Pattinson could mean that people will actually watch this in theaters before it has a second wind as a sought-after Criterion DVD.

[nerdcore]