Touche of the Day: What Louis C.K. Thinks About Rolling Stone's Remarks About Him

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Poor Lil Paul Ryan of the Day

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GOP vice presidential pick Paul Ryan is a huge Rage Against the Machine fan.

The feeling isn't exactly mutual, as a brutal op-ed in the latest Rolling Stone by Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello makes clear:

Paul Ryan's love of Rage Against the Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades. ...

I wonder what Ryan's favorite Rage song is? Is it the one where we condemn the genocide of Native Americans? The one lambasting American imperialism? Our cover of "F**k the Police"? Or is it the one where we call on the people to seize the means of production? So many excellent choices to jam out to at Young Republican meetings!

Don't mistake me, I clearly see that Ryan has a whole lotta "rage" in him: A rage against women, a rage against immigrants, a rage against workers, a rage against gays, a rage against the poor, a rage against the environment. Basically the only thing he's not raging against is the privileged elite he's groveling in front of for campaign contributions.


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Quote of the Day

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Private First Class Bowe Bergdahl walked off his base in Afghanistan three years ago and was promptly captured by the Taliban.

Now America's last prisoner of war, Bergdahl is at the center of sensitive prisoner exchange talks as the conflict winds down. He also is the focus of a story published today in Rolling Stone that asks: Will the Pentagon leave a man behind?

Here is an excerpt from the letter he wrote his parents a couple days before he went missing:

The future is too good to waste on lies... And life is way too short to care for the damnation of others, as well as to spend it helping fools with their ideas that are wrong. I have seen their ideas and I am ashamed to even be american. The horror of the self-righteous arrogance that they thrive in. It is all revolting. ... In the US army you are cut down for being honest... but if you are a conceited brown nosing sh*t bag you will be allowed to do what ever you want, and you will be handed your higher rank... The system is wrong. I am ashamed to be an american. And the title of US soldier is just the lie of fools. ... I am sorry for everything here... These [Afghan] people need help, yet what they get is the most conceited country in the world telling them that they are nothing and that they are stupid, that they have no idea how to live.... We don't even care when we hear each other talk about running their children down in the dirt streets with our armored trucks... We make fun of them in front of their faces, and laugh at them for not understanding we are insulting them. ... I am sorry for everything... The horror that is america is disgusting.


Cover Guidette of the Day

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Cover Guidette of the Day: Rolling Stone defiles Dave Willardson's iconic cover with a "homage" featuring Snooki gracing the wrapper of its latest issue.

Inside, Snooki says things like "If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it," and "That's how I am when I party, but some of the