Hardcore Parkour Failure of the Day: Everything went as expected.

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PROTIP of the Day: If you're attempting to convince the cops to drop the drunk driving charges by pretending to call your big shot dad, make sure you're holding a cell phone and not, say, a pack of cigarettes.

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Haters Gon Hate of the Day: This kid is a major proponent of the maxim "dance because everybody's watching."

[hyst.]

Serious Case Of The Giggles of the Day: Russian news presenter Tatiana Subbotina tries her damndest to get through a story about a raid on a Canadian cannabis plantation that was guarded by bears, dogs, a pig, and a raccoon, but it's just too hilarious.

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Fuming Feline of the Day: The most adorable cigarette-addicted kitty you will see today, guaranteed.

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