Sampsons Did It of the Day: Continuity announcers at Channel 4 have apparently been having some fun "mispronouncing" The Simpsons for some time now. Someone caught on and made this self-explanatory supercut.
FACT: Every channel should be doing this for every show all the time.
Simpsons Did It of the Day: James Byrne of Bristol accidentally severed his thumb while doing a bit of sawing.
Plastic surgeons at Frenchay Hospital were unable to reattach the hacked-off digit, so they settled for the next best thing: They put his big toe in its place.
Byrne says having a fully functional hand is crucial in his line of work, so he would not have been able to "earn a decent living" withou
Simpsons Did It of the Day: Earlier today, J. C. Penney was making money off a long-sleeve shirt marketed to girls aged 7 to 16, which proudly announced to the world that its female wearer was too busy being pretty and listening to Justin Bieber to do homework like a boy.
Simpsons Did It of the Day: Residents of a neighborhood in Abilene, Texas, are up in stupid arms over a replica of Michelangelo's iconic statue of David installed in the front yard of a local homeowner.