Status Update of the Day: Safety Bear says: Standing in a flooded basement with the electricity running is a big no-no.

[@deucegambles / hhs1992 / rillawafers / ratsoff.]

Status Update of the Day: Obligatory.

[pleatedjeans.]

Status Update of the Day: The FBI has updated its Most Wanted Terrorists list to reflect the long-overdue demise of Osama (Usama) bin Laden.

Nine to go.

[fbi.]