When it comes to compost-fueled cars: "I'll be your visionary, and you do the things I come up with."

And people accuse our media of getting it wrong!

Poor lil' Iran.

Early Bird Special: Meet Linda Johnston: Guinness World Record-setter for Longest Amount of Time Spent Talking About Oneself.

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Laughing To Keep From Crying of the Day: Rep. John Fleming (R-LA) is the latest person-who-should-know-better to ironically fall for a satirical Onion piece pointing out the crazy things pro-life people unchallengingly believe about Planned Parenthood.

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Onion News Network Special Report of the Day: Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized.

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Bad Joke of the Day: Hahahaha! Wait... I don't get it.

Neither did a lot of other people, some of whom thought The Onion's Twitter account might have been hacked.

It seems the satirical periodical was attempting to reference

Single Topic Tumblr of the Day: "Literally Unbelievable" -- a Tumblr dedicated to Facebook posts from confoundingly credulous individuals who somehow managed to avoid arriving at the clear-as-day conclusion that The Onion is satire.

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