Drunk Wizard of the Day: Simon Pegg Apparates to The Tonight Show as an Inebriated Ron Weasley

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For the third time, Simon Pegg flexes his nerd muscles to appear on The Tonight Show as a sloppy drunk Ron Weasley.

The schtick is the same as it ever was: poor Ron Weasley has turned to drink after the world only cares about the exploits of the Boy Who Lived.

His heart's at least in the right place as he shows up on late night to wish his best friends a happy 35th birthday.

Things even have taken a turn for the worse as it appears Hermione left the penniless ginger (again) for someone, probably a Slytherin, else.

Jimmy Fallon tries to both cheer up the soused wizard and protect his talk show audience from Weasley's desire to show his junk.

Humor ensues.

The last time Drunk Ron Weasley appeared on The Tonight Show, it went just about as well.

Duet of the Day: Chevy Chase Helps Jimmy Fallon Play Piano

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Doctor, will Jimmy Fallon ever be able to play the piano again?

Some thoughtless fan wanted the Tonight Show host to play a song after we all know he almost lost his finger in a truly terrifying accident.

The good guy that he is decided to go ahead and make some music, but he needed some help.

Luckily, Chevy Chase also hurt himself in a filthy way (we'll let him tell you what happened) and he stepped in to give The Tonight Show a little soul.

It's just about time for Chase to start making the press rounds for the return of the Griswolds as the awful-looking Vacation reboot? sequel? opens July 29.

As far as the trailer shows, Chase is only in it for cameo purposes, but marketing is marketing.

Impression of the Day: Judd Apatow Tears Down Cosby on the Tonight Show

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Promoting his new directorial effort Trainwreck on the Tonight Show July 20, Judd Apatow decided to pull out some new stand up material and pull no punches as well.

Apatow put Bill Cosby right in his crosshairs and fired off shot after shot at the 78-year-old comic.

So far, over 40 women have accused Cosby of a wide range of sexual coercion and assault and news keep coming out from a deposition obtained by The New York Times.

Spit Take of the Day: Bill Hader and Jimmy Fallon Cover Each Other in Food

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Bill Hader visited The Tonight Show July 16 and if you think it was just to promote his new movie Trainwreck, think again.

Instead, we were all treated to an extended 'clip' of the cop show Point Pleasant Police Department, an 'old' show that Hader and Jimmy Fallon 'used to co-star in together'.

Essentially this is just an excuse to spit out food and drink on each other while prouncing 'P' words.

The thing has one joke. And it's nine minutes long. Fortunately, they can't stop laughing about it and neither can we.

Nothing about this concept deserves to be as funny as it turns out. Hader and Fallon are just pros at not being pros.

What makes this nonsense extra delightful is thinking about former Tonight Show hosts doing this skit. Imagine Jay Leno or Johnny Carson doing this. They wouldn't go near such a disgusting and hilarious bit. 


New Pee-Wee Movie? Yes Please!

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It's about time.

It's been almost 20 years since "Pee Wee's Big Adventure," but Paul Reubens has announced on The Tonight Show Wednesday that there will in fact be another Pee Wee movie, and it will be produced by Judd Apatow.

He was very hush hush on the director for now (crossing our fingers for Tim Burton again), but he said an official announcement is still about a week away.

Emma Stone Kills Jimmy Fallon in a Lip Sync Battle

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Celebrity Endorsement of the Day: What is the Choppah and What Does it do?

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With Arnold Schwarzenegger's visit on the The Tonight Show, he and Jimmy (aka Zach Striker) host a late night cooking show where Arnold is coaxed to give a whole new meaning to his classic line: "Get to the chopper!"