This. Changes. Everything of the Day: I am OK with this becoming the new Leaning Tower of Pisa cliche.

[reddit.]

This Changes Everything of the Day: Stop preparing your pasta like a slow-ass sucker: Speed things way up with this life-altering tip from Keys to Good Cooking author Harold McGee.

[chow.]

Cannot Be Unseen of the Day: Redditor wiserton27 says: "Whenever Michael Jackson does the Moonwalk, I never look at his feet. I look at his neck... You should too."

Warning: May change everything.

[reddit.]

This Changes Everything of the Day: Who knew Rebecca Black's "Friday" was actually a song about the JFK assassination? The government knew, man. The government knew.

(inb4 "Friday" isn't actually a song about the JFK assassination.)

[sfwchan / towleroad.]