Today On TDW: Gossip --
- Above: Toddlers & Tiaras' Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson and her mom, June Shannon, dress in matching outfits for Anderson Cooper's daytime talk show.
- Whitney Houston's funeral to be livestreaming
Think Of The Children of the Day: As TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras continues to be the most despicable, humanity devoid fulcrum of everything that's wrong, Good Morning America's Andrea Canning decides to go after what is arguably the show's most criminal ingredient: The concoction of Mountain Dew and Red Bull unfit mother June Shannon makes her six-year-old Alana drink in
On last night's episode, pageant mom Marlo was shown stuffing her 11-year-old daughter Sydney into a corset -- a corset! -- while stat