America Eff No of the Day: Obnoxious NYC subway patron fails rather stupendously in his attempt to start a celebratory chant of "U-S-A" on an early morning L.
Meanwhile, In West Virginia of the Day: A self-described "hillbilly" celebrates Osama bin Laden's death by riding around in an ATV shouting "USA!" while waving a flag and shooting a gun.
This is why we can't have nice global public opinion poll figures.
USA! USA! USA! of the Day: John Cena concludes last night's WWE Extreme Rules PPV event by informing the crowd at the St. Pete Times Forum that Osama bin Laden was "captured and compromised to a permanent end." Which I'm pretty sure means "killed."
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