Head over to the #1 Nic Cage fan subreddit /r/onetruegod for more lovely Cage-themed Valentine's Day e-cards.

With Valentine's Day only a couple of days away, Overly Attached Girlfriend shares an overly attached poem with her fans on YouTube.

Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: In court today, a Portland couple pled guilty to disorderly conduct a day after they were arrested for playing a kidnapping-themed sex game.

Police responded to reports of a naked woman bound with duct tape spotted in the back seat of a car, only to learn from the driver, 31-year-old Nikolas Alexander Harbar that he and his girlfriend, 26-yea

Heart Of Darkness of the Day: A Valentine's Day balloon is being blamed for a power outage that left over 15,000 Southern California Edison customers in the dark.

According to Edison spokesman David Song, the metallic balloon hit a substation in Fontana, triggering the outage. It took a utility crew over an h

Flowers For Someone Special of the Day: Found in an elevator on Valentine's Day.

Transcript:

Dear Elevator Person,

Stood up... :S

....please take these only if you are on your way to see someone special.

, Stood-up guy.

Well that's just about the saddest thing.

[reddit.]

Language Of Love of the Day: Multi-lingual strangers on the streets of London are asked to say "I love you" in their native tongue.

[thd.]

Lunchtime Links: Valentine's Day Edition --

• St. Valentine was a priest who illegally married couples and wrote the first valentine to his jailer's daughter prior to being beheaded.  

• Google's Valentine's Day doodle includes gay couple.