Prancercise is Back, it is Very Real, and It's Only Gotten More Ridiculous

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Remember Prancercise? Well, it isn't going away any time soon, if this promo video is any indication.

These Are All Actual Comments From the Story of One "Handsome" Criminal Arrest

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These Are All Actual Comments From the Story of One "Handsome" Criminal Arrest
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According to the original story, the suspect was seized in an Operation Ceasefire sweep, a program that specifically targets youth gun violence. The comments, on the other hand, seem to make this case look like something else entirely.

The lesson? Never look at the comments section.

We're All Out of Our Minds if Anybody Thinks the "Edible Mist Machine" is a Good Idea

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The machine allegedly uses "Ultrasonic Vaporisation" (fancy-talk for "I dunno we steam that crap or something") and comes in a range of over 200 flavors - none of which are "financial responsibility" or "a real meal." Shame about that!