These Are All Actual Comments From the Story of One "Handsome" Criminal Arrest

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These Are All Actual Comments From the Story of One "Handsome" Criminal Arrest
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According to the original story, the suspect was seized in an Operation Ceasefire sweep, a program that specifically targets youth gun violence. The comments, on the other hand, seem to make this case look like something else entirely.

The lesson? Never look at the comments section.

We're All Out of Our Minds if Anybody Thinks the "Edible Mist Machine" is a Good Idea

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The machine allegedly uses "Ultrasonic Vaporisation" (fancy-talk for "I dunno we steam that crap or something") and comes in a range of over 200 flavors - none of which are "financial responsibility" or "a real meal." Shame about that!

People Are Still Incredible, as This McDonald's Rampage Will Prove to You

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WARNING: Lots of censored bodies and insanity in this video.

UPDATE: This is the story that keeps on giving. Allegedly the woman in question, Sandra Suarez, went off in that fast food restaurant after an employee of the establishment "turned down her offer of oral sex in the parking lot."

America the beautiful, y'all.

NASCAR is Going to the Doges

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NASCAR is Going to the Doges
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Enthusiasts of parody crypto-currency Dogecoin are taking it to the next level, sponsoring up and coming unsigned NASCAR driver Josh Wise. The design isn't finalized, and you can send your own submissions to this Reddit thread here, if you truly believe in the dream of seeing a ridiculous Shiba Inu on a car on national television.