WTF of the Day: The Most Disturbing Scene from TV's 'Black Mirror' Might Have Actually Happened, Enter PigGate

Awards of the Day: Here's Everything You Would Possibly Want to Care About from Last Night's Emmys

Nomination of the Day: Obama Selects an Openly Gay Man to Lead the Army

Saleswoman of the Day: Lots of People Think Jessica Simpson was Wasted on the Home Shopping Network

Decorative Skin of the Day: A New Business Frames Tattoos Off the Dearly Departed

Shots Fired of the Day: Buffalo Bills Hope to Inflate Their Support by Selling Air Pumps Ahead of Patriots Game

Fish Breath of the Day: An Asthmatic Sea Otter Has Learned to Use an Inhaler

Video of the Day: Lady Gaga Released a New Video to Draw Attention to Campus Sexual Assault

Pastry of the Day: Get Han Solo Encased in Your Breakfast Pop Tart

Lifestyle of the Day: Stephen Colbert Announces His New Brand So You Can Live Like Him

Scale Model of the Day: Group Makes a 7-Mile Wide Solar System in the Nevada Desert

Meow Music of the Day: Run the Jewels Moves Forward with Cat-Based Remix Album

Jerk of the Day: Professor Refuses to Wear FM Transmitter for Hearing Disabled Student for 'Religious Reasons'

Cute Plague of the Day:Thousands of Wild Rabbits are Terrorizing a Washington Town

Lobbyist of the Day: Jon Stewart Chases Down Senators to Gather Support for 9/11 First Responders

Tortilla of the Day: Doritos Teams Up with the It Gets Better Project and Makes Some Rainbow Chips