Prank of the Day: Christmas Trees Are Going Through the Roof… Sort Of

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Discovery of the Day: NASA Delights/Terrifies People By Discovering Spiders on Mars

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To-Do of the Day: Shoot a GoPro Out of a Cannon

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Dessert of the Day: Tasty Makes Cinnamon Roll Wreath Looks WREALLY Good. Sorry.

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Step Dad of the Day: Cop Pulls Kid Over and Teaches Him To Tie a Tie

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Party of the Day: Adam Ruins Christmas and Reveals Its Wild Non-Christian Origins

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Nightmare of the Day: Fisherman Tweets Horrific Monster Fish He Found and Nope

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Prediction of the Day: Start Panicking — The Pessimist's Guide to 2017 Is Here

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Breaking Point of the Day: So It’s Come to This, The Emoji Movie

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Burial of the Day: The Hatchet Which Samantha Bee and Glenn Beck Buried

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Miserably Spoiled Girl Goes Off on Crazy Rant at Her Grandpa Over Being Late for iPhone Appointment

Burning Paper of the Day: The Constitution, Which Burns Ad Nauseam in The Daily Show Yule Log

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Movie of the Day: The Turkish Remake of Star Wars is a “Fever Dream” That Might Be Better Than Rogue One

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Moon of the Day: Wait, That’s No Moon, That’s a Gingerbread Death Star

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Awkward Interview of the Day: Hollywood Legend Jerry Lewis Doesn’t Care About You or Your Questions and He Won't Answer Them

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Trailer of the Day: IMAX Releases “The Mummy” Trailer With Wrong Audio, Improves Trailer

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