Crass LOL of the Day: Amy Schumer, “Patrick Stewart came all over my tits”, Men of the Year Awards 2016, British GQ

Dinosaur Attack of the Day: Aussies Train Dinosaur Navy on Broome Beach, Leave Evidence Behind

Patton Oswalt's Questioning of the Ridiculous #TrumpCantSwim Ended When Pharma Bro Jumped in to Poorly Troll Oswalt and Got His Ass Handed To Him

Dumb Idea of the Day: Australian Student Jumps Into a Chilling Bay To Save His Drone Work

This Vlogger Could Face Up to Five Years In Jail For Playing Pokémon GO In Church

Driving With a Frying Pan Instead of a Sterring Wheel is Not a Hot Idea

This Professional Baseball Player's Walk-Up Music Blasts His Favorite Fandom For Everyone To Hear (and Clap Along To)

Even If You're Not Covered in Playa Dust, You Can Still Enjoy Burning Man Watching This Hyperlapse

End of Summer Fun of the Day: Roach Pools Are the Best Pools

Come Up of the Day: Miley's VMA Homeless Teen Sells Moonman on Ebay

Smarty Pants of the Day: "Unschooled" Mumbai Teen Gets MIT Scholarship, Wins Bigger Battle Over Local Stereotypes

Live Stream of the Day: Chris Brown & LAPD Stand Off At His Home, Search for Gun

Magpie of the Day: Australians Under Attack

Eyeroll of the Day: In New Ad, Microsoft Sells Computers to Hipsters, Induces Nightmares

Thank You For Being A Friend of the Day: Golden Queen Helps Out Young Queens

Close Encounters of the Day: Deep Space Signal Heard, Seriously Could Be From Aliens