Quibble of the Day: Florida US Senate Candidate Augustus Sol Invictus Admits to Sacrificing a Goat, Drinking Its Blood

Facial Hair of the Day: The World Beard and Mustache Championships Never Fail to Delight

Flood of the Day: Caskets Are Rising to the Surface in South Carolina's Rain

Augmented Reality of the Day: Disney Researchers Have Found a Way to Bring Coloring Books to Life

Good Deed of the Day: A Facebook Page Has Been Set Up to Return Pets to Their Owners During the South Carolina Flood

Mash Up of the Day: King of the Hill Gets Down with Nicki Minaj's Hey Mama

Falsetto of the Day: Watch the Video for Sam Smith's New James Bond Song for 'Spectre'

Dull Child of the Day: Toddler Gets a Personal-Injury-Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party of His Dreams

Remake of the Day: 'Friends' Starring Hamsters. Because Friday.

Wrong Number of the Day: Cool Dude with a Beautiful Beard Has the Best Responses When a Stranger Keeps Texting Him

Civil Disobedience of the Day: High School Students Protest Dress Code by Wearing the Scarlet Letter

Marketing of the Day: Trevor Noah Hid Ads All Over Google for His Debut on The Daily Show

Matchmaking of the Day: A Wedding's Ring Bearer and Flower Girl Get Married 17 Years Later in the Same Church

WTF of the Day: Woman Blinds Herself Because She Felt it was 'Who She was Supposed to Be'

Wonderfully Baffling Story of the Day: Man Breaks into Home, Feeds Cat, Makes Dinner, Writes in Diary

Response of the Day: Sorority Has the Classiest Comeback After MLB Announcers Mock Selfie-Taking Squad