Debut of the Day: Trevor Noah Hosts His First Daily Show

Tragic Irony of the Day: BBC Reporter Gets Harassed on the Street While Doing a Story on Street Harassment

Sarcasm of the Day: Fox News' Shep Smith Doesn't Care that Facebook was Down and Doesn't Think You Should Either

Wish Fulfillment of the Day: Edmonton Enlists SpiderMable to Battle Crime as the Six-Year-Old Battles Leukemia

Cultural Mashup of the Day: You Have to Hear This Indian Rendition of the Harry Potter Theme

Board Game of the Day: Man Proposes With Custom Monopoly Game, Presumably Causing a Bitter Argument

Big Hat of the Day: Real Pope Kisses Fake, Under-Sized Baby Pope

Charity of the Day: Banksy Says Dismaland Materials Will Go to a French Refugee Camp to Build Shelter

Idiots of the Day: Bank Robbers Get Busted After Posting Social Media Selfies with the Money

Discomfort of the Day: Sudden Closure of EDM Festival TomorrowWorld Leaves Thousands Stranded in Rural Georgian Hills

Discovery of the Day: There's Liquid Water on Mars, Y'all

Delayed Armageddon of the Day: The World Didn't End After the Blood Moon, But You Can Still Watch These Neat Time Lapses of It

Costume of the Day: You Can Dress Up as That Dumb Dress for Halloween If You Like Making People Groan

Exasperation of the Day: Bill Nye Has Just Had It with Backwards Reproductive Legislation

Vandalism of the Day: Scotland Reels from 104-Year-Old Yarn Bomber

Send Off of the Day: Republicans and Democrats Rejoince as Congress Loses Its Boehner