Lobbyist of the Day: Jon Stewart Chases Down Senators to Gather Support for 9/11 First Responders

Tortilla of the Day: Doritos Teams Up with the It Gets Better Project and Makes Some Rainbow Chips

Mystery of the Day: What Happened Between Asif Raza Rana and Mudasir? And Who's This Salman Guy?

Hitchhiker of the Day: Seal Rides a Whale, Probably to Protest Uber

Dating of the Day: Oscar Mayer Released a Tinder-Like App For People Who Love Bacon

Jeopardy of the Day: A Contestant Actually Got Alex Trebek to Say 'Turd Ferguson' on Air

Kanye of the Day: Here's How the Internet Sees Yeezy Season 2

Magic of the Day: Come for David Blaine Freaking Out Will Smith, Bryan Cranston and Kanye. Stay for Aaron Paul's Reactions.

Reaction of the Day: Obama and Mark Zuckerberg and Others Stand With Ahmed

Gaffe of the Day: Jeb Bush's New American Beauty Video Was Actually Mostly Filmed Overseas

Food Noir of the Day: Burger King Might Dress Its Whoppers Black for Halloween

We're Doomed of the Day: Global Fish Populations Has Halved Since 1970

Lie of the Day: 'The League's Steve Rannazzisi Admits He was Never in the World Trade Center on 9/11

Animal Lover of the Day: A Pilot Diverts an International Flight to Save a French Bulldog

Hashtag of the Day: A Homemade Clock Gets a 9th Grader Arrested and Now Many, Many People Stand with Ahmed

Phone Call of the Day: This Mashup Lets 57 Movie Characters Talk to Each Other