Donation of the Day: Lemony Snicket Gives $1 Million to Planned Parenthood

Butts of the Day: Pokémon Merchandise Has Gotten Out of Control

Ruse of the Day: Gay Couple Tricks Indiana Pizzeria into Catering Their Wedding

Flux Capacitor of the Day: Christopher Lloyd Returns as Doc Brown to Save the World

Trailer of the Day: Here's Your Monthly Reminder that 'The X Files' Will Return Next Year

AMA of the Day: Tom Hanks Curated His Own Reddit Interview By Answering Questions All Over the Site.

Nature of the Day: A Patagonia Volcano Unleashes a Torrent of Impressive Ash Cloud Lightning

Conspiracy of the Day: Rush Limbaugh Thinks Water on Mars is a Climate Change Left-Wing Conspiracy

Hoax of the Day: No, Facebook Isn't Going to Make Your Profiles Public or Charge for a Private Setting.

Debut of the Day: Trevor Noah Hosts His First Daily Show

Tragic Irony of the Day: BBC Reporter Gets Harassed on the Street While Doing a Story on Street Harassment

Sarcasm of the Day: Fox News' Shep Smith Doesn't Care that Facebook was Down and Doesn't Think You Should Either

Wish Fulfillment of the Day: Edmonton Enlists SpiderMable to Battle Crime as the Six-Year-Old Battles Leukemia

Cultural Mashup of the Day: You Have to Hear This Indian Rendition of the Harry Potter Theme

Board Game of the Day: Man Proposes With Custom Monopoly Game, Presumably Causing a Bitter Argument

Big Hat of the Day: Real Pope Kisses Fake, Under-Sized Baby Pope