Captain Planet of the Day: Norway Gives $1 Billion to Brazil for Saving the Amazon Rainforest

Oopsie of the Day: Local News Station Shows a Holocaust Symbol While Wishing Jewish People a Happy Yom Kippur

Oh My F*ckin' Gawd of the Day: Most Boston Man Ever Loses His F*ckin' Mind Over This F*ckin' Fish Right Here, Bro

Teacher of the Day: Professor Held a Single Mom's Child Through Class, Didn't Mind

Headache of the Day: Indian Boy Gets an Arrow Shot Through His Head, Makes Full Recovery

Liberation of the Day: California Judge Overturns 'Happy Birthday' Copyright — We Can Now Sing It for Free

Catastrophe of the Day: Pope's Visit Delays New iPhone Shipments

Trump of the Day: Donald and Stephen Colbert Square Off in a Late Night Interview

Darwinism of the Day: So Far, Selfies Have Killed More People Than Sharks in 2015

Sports of the Day: Robert Lewandowski Becomes Soccer God Scoring Five Goals in 9 Minutes

Food Fight of the Day: Hangry Dude Punches an Elderly Man Over Costco Nutella Samples

Honorific of the Day: Twitter Welcomes the Pope to America by Making Emojis for Him

Tell All of the Day: Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy Explain Their Break Up to Jimmy Kimmel

Devil's Plaything of the Day: An Oklahoma Teacher Called a Four-Year-Old Evil for Writing with His Left Hand

Slow Food of the Day: McDonald's Experiments with Reservations and Table Service in Sweden

Atonement of the Day: Yom Kippur seems terribly hard for the Internet, Only Giving It More to Atone For