Teacher of the Day: This Professor Has the Best Possible Response to a Student's Very Drunk Email

Rebound of the Day: Kermit Finally Opens Up About His Split with Ms. Piggy and the New Pig in HIs Life

Stream of the Day: Shake Off the Terrible New Fantastic Four Movie by Watching the Terrible 1994 Fantastic Four Movie

Weird Twitter Feud of the Day: Iggy Azalea Got into it with a Superhero Fan Site

AMA of the Day: The Grappling, Geekery and Greatness of Ronda Rousey's Reddit Responses

Comedy of the Day: Louis CK Suprise-Releases a Comedy Album That You Can Buy for Whatever Price You Consider Appropriate

Bio-Exorcist of the Day: Winona Ryder Says a Beetlejuice Sequel is Happening

Eat Your Veggies of the Day: Astronauts Munch on the First Vegetables Ever Grown in Space

Remembrance of the Day: Sarah Michelle Gellar Gives a Heartfelt Tribute on the One-Year Anniversary of Robin Williams' Death

Naked Kardashian of the Day: Kim Takes It All Off (Again) to Prove She's Really, Truly Pregnant

Wrong Place of the Day: This CrossFit Guru Showed Off His Stuff at a German Holocaust Memorial

Hashtag of the Day: Women Inform Donald Trump About the State of Their Menstruation

Condiment of the Day: Australia Might Limit Vegemite Sales So It's Not Used to Make Alcohol, Even Though That's Impossible

Stoner of the Day: To Weed or Not to Weed, That is the Question. Shakespeare Answered it by Saying "Let's Get High!"

Yikes of the Day: Disney Japan's Twitter Isn't the Most Sensitive to National Tragedies

Riddle of the Day: Can You Figure Out How Many of These 30 Cows Didn't?