Comeback of the Day: Samantha Bee Reminds Vanity Fair that Women Exist on Late Night Talk Shows, Elsewhere

Mods of the Day: Even If You Don't Play Video Games, You'll Love These Metal Gear Solid 5 Character Swaps

Man Jugs of the Day: Please Kids, Don't Try to Enhance Your Muscles with Synthol

Insane Rambling of the Day: Lindsay Lohan Leashes an Instagram Manifesto on a World Not Quite Ready for Such Madness

Anniversary of the Day: Super Mario Bros. Turns 30, You're Old

Protest of the Day: Manchester Prisoner Climbs to the Roof of Maximum Security Prison, Destroys Sh*t

Evil of the Day: Now You Can Watch Every Single Geico Ad at Once, As God Intended

Hire of the Day: Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Replace Donald Trump as 'Celebrity Apprentice' Host

Grudge Match of the Day: Jack White and Black Keys Drummer Have an Epic Public Spat

Switcheroo of the Day: Watch Mariah Carey Replace Kate Upton in Her First Game of War Spot

Eruption of the Day: Japan's Mount Aso Surprised the Country with Ash and Black Smoke

Links of the Day: Model Falls, Saggy Pants Ban and What You Missed This Weekend

Dance of the Day: 'Drunk History' Couple Does a Magical First Dance at Their Wedding

Parody of the Day: 50 Nerds of Grey Makes a Fetîsh Out of Geek Culture

PDA of the Day: Couple Arrested for Having Sex in Public Decides It's a Good Idea to Talk About It to the Local News

Fashion of the Day: Two New York Brothers are Selling Artisanal Hobo Bindles.