Viral Marketing of the Day: Dave Franco, Colin Kaepernick and Gronk Join Forces to Promote Madden 16 in This Very Silly Video

WTF of the Day: Someone in North Carolina is Going Around Dropping Raw Meat, Wearing a Cloak

Russia of the Day: Watch This Very Wide Man Bite Beer Cans in Half Because He Loves His County

Horror Show of the Day: Man Proposes to His Girlfriend Dressed as Michael Myers from Halloween

Tiny Art of the Day: Tatsuya Tanaka Has Made Insanely Charming Minature Dioramas Every Day for Four Years

Petition of the Day: At Least 160,000 People Want Jon Stewart to Moderate a 2016 Presidential Debate

Muggle Mortality of the Day: It's Been 15 Years Since They Announced the Cast of Harry Potter, Furthering Proof that Death is Nearing

Newborn of the Day: Couple Takes Baby Pictures with Their New Dog to Get Their In-Laws to Shaddup About Kids Already

Potty Mouths of the Day: Here's That Mash Up of News Anchors Saying 'Deez Nuts' You Hoped to See Today

Live Dog of the Day: One Tech-Savvy Pet Owner Set Up a Bark-to-Text Twitter Account for His Pooch

Future of the Day: Elon Musk's Hyperloop Idea Will Probably Break Ground in 2016.

WTF of the Day: Scientists Make a Barfing Robot to Study Disease. Or So They Say.

Snail Mail of the Day: The White House Launches a Tumblr Showing Letters to the President

TBT of the Day: Jurassic Park was Almost a Cartoon in the early 1990s

Art of the Day: Banksy Opens Up a Deranged, Nightmarish Version of Disneyland

Florida of the Day: Man Tries to Steal Playstation 4 in Pants. Surprisingly Gets Caught.