Photo of the Day: Poor Liza Minnelli Tried to Make it Into Ellen's Record Breaking Selfie

Retrospective of the Day: Here Are This Year's Oscar Nominees, Then and Now

This Writer Called Jeff Gordon's Stunt Drive Fake. Gordon Wants to Prove Him Very, Very Wrong.

Tweet of the Day: Mock Twitter Account Pokes Fun at John Travolta's Horrible Mispronunciation of Idina Menzel

What Everyone's Thinking of the Day: He's Crying to Have it!

There's Either Mad Science or a Demon Gate Opening in Norway. Either Way, We're Cool With it.

This Card-Throwing Genius is the Closest We're Going to Get to a Real-Life X-Men Mutant

Weekend Inspiration: To Everyone Out There Struggling, Watch This Inspirational Message of Hope

Harsh Reality of the Day: Bitcoin Robbery

Impending Sign of the End Times of the Day: A "Dead" Man Wakes Up in His Body Bag Just in Time for Embalming

Apocalypse of the Day: Los Angeles Still Can't Handle Two Inches of Rain

Oscar Hype of the Day: If You Think This Year's Best Picture Nominees Aren't Cute...

Cutting Onions of the Day: Local News Anchor and Cancer Survivor Takes Off Her Wig on Camera

Tourist Attraction of the Day: A Woman in Scotland Fills out the Wrong form on TripAdvisor. Now She's 87th of 168 Attractions.

Adaptation of the Day: Warner Bros May be Working on a Minecraft Movie

Cosplay of the Day: Step Up Your Game Cause There's No Way It's as Cool as This Playable Gameboy