Iron Patriot of the Day: President Obama Announces a Mighty Marvelous Project

New-School Sport of the Day: FootGolf is a Thing We Need to See More of in the Future

21 Bears Keepin' Their Cool on International Polar Bear Day!

Still Not Safe to Go in the Water of the Day: Of Course There's a Giant Crocodile Surfing on an Australian Beach

Animal 911 of the Day: A Stranded Cat is Rescued From Under a Ferry Boat in Sweden

Cartoon of the Day: I Has a Coverage!

Oscar-Worthy Performance of the Day: VFX Takes Van Damme's Splits Into Sppppppaaaaaaace

Test of the Day: GLaDOS Explains Fusion and Fission for NASA

Feel-Good of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel Nearly Chokes Up Hearing About the Amazing Things This Kid is Doing for Cancer Patients

Mashup of the Day: Loopy Ravers Get the Musical Makeover They Deserve

Google "Street View" Maps Polar Bear Country

Photography is Not a Crime (But it Will Get You Mugged) of the Day: Punks Hate Google Glass

Our Greatest National Threat of the Day: A 911 Call About Under-Cooked Waffles

Monkey Business of the Day: After Stealing a GoPro, This Monkey Can't Help But Enjoy a Selfie

Seth Rogan Gives an Opening Statement Before a Senate Hearing on Alzheimer's Research

Goodbye of the Day: Comedian Laurie Kilmartin Takes to Twitter to Deal With her Father's Declining Health in a Beautiful, Hilarious Way