Roll Tide! Alabama has enough stigmas and running jokes to fill a discount comedy club. From cousins to.... cousins, Alabama is no slouch when it comes to hilarious behavior. So if you have more A's on your truck than you did on all of your report cards, you found your happy place.

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That's no way to answer a reporter's question.

A television reporter asking about a surfacing voter fraud scandal was met with open hostility by an Alabama city commissioner Oct. 6.

According to Jezebel:

WTVY reporter Ken Curtis approached City Commissioner Amos Newsome of Dothan, Alabama to ask if he was planning to resign. Newsome, a Democrat, has been facing calls from fellow city commissioners to resign after three of his campaign workers were convicted of voter fraud. Newsome, a retired U.S. Army lieutenant colonel, has not been charged with fraud himself.

Newsome's response to Curtis's questions was, some face-shoving, some yelling, and then, finally, some hitting, hard enough that Curtis staggered backwards.

Curtis later posted a picture of himself on Twitter, showing the result of that slap/scratch.

Dotham police arrested Newsome and charged him with third-degree assault, a misdemeanor.

Alabama hunters catch an insanely big alligator.
Via foxsports
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If you're looking for something to do on a nice Alabama summer evening, you might as well go hunt some alligators.

That's what these men did and on the first night of hunting season, they landed a record 920-pound, 13 and a half foot beast.

As FOX sports tells it:

It's believed to be the second heaviest alligator ever hunted in Alabama behind a 1,011.5-pound gator caught last year that set a world record at 15 feet and nine inches (that gator cheated, though, with approximately 115 pounds of that coming from a deer in the gator's stomach).

As all of you are probably wondering: What the hell do you do after catching a 920-pound alligator?

Throw a huge Labor Day cookout with 250 pounds of meat. "It won't go to waste," [hunter Scott] Evans said.

Here's another picture:

Here's a gif of it as well:

If they decide not to eat that massive beast, we've got at least one other idea:

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A picture that was originally posted to Facebook has now made its way around the web shows a baby in an Alabama onesie posing in the center of an extensive gun collection. One question that has been posed by many of us: is that blanket made by Remington or is it the name of the baby?