Awkward

This guy absolutely dodged a bullet. Seriously, there's a tireless energy to this storm of texts that are basically just a collection of red flags. One look at any of these texts is enough to nope out for good. 

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

Here's to hoping some of these convos that are showing all signs of the crazy vibe, were smoothly halted, and that our wearisome Tinder travelers are back to swiping right, actively sidestepping any sort of repeat performance. 

It doesn't take much to bum out whole roomful of people. A bad tv connection, a stupid fight, or bad work news can throw an entire room into complete disarray. A lot of these include weird ways people got laid off. For more social job related moments here are some HR nightmare stories.

One night stands are a little like Russian roulette. When they're good, you get all the benefits without any further obligation. But when they're bad...they're really, really bad. These horror stories are a reminder to be careful before flirting with that mysterious stranger. You might get more than you bargained for.

The Awkward Yeti uses comics to put an endearing spin on many of our body parts. Their Heart and Brain comics are their most popular (you can imagine the conflict between the logical brain and the impulsive heart) but we've included some other favorites for your enjoyment.

The asterisks/role-playing sh*t is not helping the cause here. AT ALL. 

The delusions are strong with this one. 

She's definitely going through it...

On Wednesday Jimmy Fallon went and put a call out for people to share their weirdest roommate stories on Twitter. What followed can only be described as disturbing glimpses at the more bizarre and depraved side of humanity...

What better way to find comfort in the pained existence of your own (potentially recently) embarrassing existence. If anything these uncomfortable situations just go to show that outbursts of awkward chaos befall us all; and what better day for that kind of reminder than a damn Monday.

Their moments of embarrassment when they went full awkward, is now online for us all to see and enjoy. Don't you just love it when things don't work out, and fails occur! It's the best. 

It's all (not) going to be okay. 

Walmart was forced to remove the shirt from their stores after a journal advocacy group wrote a letter for the company executives. We'll take a gander and guess the store's about to lose some of their customers. You could say the message on the t-shirt itself is a bit alienating...