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Yesterday, Taylor Swift's newest single "Track 3" released on iTunes skyrocketed up the Canadian charts.

The track has since been removed under speculation it was a glitch, but if you are hankering for the song of our generation you can listen to the entire track above.

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In a Ligue Nord-Américaine de Hockey (LNAH) matchup on March 8, Gaby Roch of Jonquière Marquis (white) and Joël Thériault of Thetford Mines Isothermic (black) get into it and start throwing blows. After about a minute of pulverizing each other, the refs step in an separate the two, but not before Roch and Thériault show the rest of the world why Canada gets made fun of so much.

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January 1, 2000 was a date that many folks feared the world would come to an end. Some simply stored up supplies while others went to more drastic extremes. Once we all learned that Y2K was, in fact, not the end of all mankind, most who were convinced Y2K was doomsday sheepishly went back to their regular lives. Norman Feller, however, did not follow suit.

It was only after 14 years of leading a secluded, solitary life in a bunker buried in his back yard that he finally decided to emerge this last September to discover the outcome that we've all been aware of since midnight of that dreaded New Year's night. It was the lonely life in a windowless, makeshift home and shear curiosity that finally drove him to come out.

Once surfaced from his survival pod, Feller's first impression was that things hadn't changed much. His house was basically in the same condition it was since he left it, and his car was still in the garage. There are, however, certain changes that he finds amazing. He's shocked at the wide-spread use of smart phones, the relative lack concern regarding acid rain, and the fact that Joey got a spin-off from Friends ("Chandler was the one that everybody wanted to watch, right?") The thing that Feller is most impressed with is KFC's 'Double Down' sandwich that has chicken breasts instead of bread.

After reflecting on the world around him, Feller realized the mistake he'd made. In his preparation for Y2K, he abandoned his wife, not allowed her to share in the safety of his bunker. He has since apologized to her (now remarried) for the rejection. Emerging from his backyard bunker has given Feller new outlook on life. His advice is rather to plan for the world to come to an end, be prepared for the world to live forever.

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In keeping up with the North American tradition of Teddy Bear Toss in December, the fans of the Canadian major junior ice hockey team Calgary Hitmen threw more than 21,000 teddy bears onto the ice during their home game against Kootenay Ice yesterday.

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Dangerous Gun Drawing of the Day: A Kitchener, Ontario man was arrested at his child's school, dragged to a police station in handcuffs, and strip-searched -- all over a drawing of a gun his four-year-old daughter made in class.

It gets worse: The gun in the drawing

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Oh, Canada of the Day: Just a bunch of Canucks playing ice hockey on the frozen Windy Arm of Tagish Lake in Canada's Yukon Territory.

[reddit.]

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Oh, Canada of the Day: You know how you fall and break your hip in the lobby of hospital but don't worry about it because you think "at least I'm in a hospital"? That's exactly what happened to 82-year-old Doreen Wallace.

Defying common sense, however, the staff at Niagara Falls' Greater Niagara General Hospital did nearly everything in their power

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How About That of the Day: For 24 years, Canada was forced to watch as its national Under 17 soccer team lost match after FIFA U-17 World Cup match, outscored by superior players 45-3 across 13 games.

Enter: Quillan Roberts, the team's 16-year-old reserve goalie, who, in the 87th minute of play against England, with his team down 2-1, shot a powerful kick from the halfway to score the first goal by a keeper in any full-sided FIFA tournament, and, more importantly, del

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(Warning: Video above may trigger seizures and contains NSFW language.)

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A senior at Donald A. Wilson Secondary School in Withby, Ontario, was suspended for the remainder of the school year for uploading a series of humorous videos to YouTube.

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