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16 Hilarious Tumblr Family Stories Filled to the Brim with Dadisms

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING.

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Ever wonder how your Grandpa would compare with an Olympian at their own sport?



Well, some scientists did, and they set up an experiment with seniors doing the same activities as Olympians and then measured the difference between the Olympian's record and the centenarian's. Specifically, Usain Bolt, who ran the 100-metre in 9.58 seconds...



...with, say, Donald Pellman, a competitor in the 100 to 104 age-group, who did the same event in 26.99 seconds, which was only a 64.5 percent decrease in performance compared with Bolt.

The centenarian athlete who showed the lowest percent decrease in performance between an Olympian and himself was Robert Marchand, a Frenchman, who holds the world record for his age group in 1-hour track cycling. He cycled only 50.6 percent slower than Bradly Wiggin's record.



After 40, our performance decreases by about 10 to 15 per cent per decade usually, so you'd better start running now if you want to catch these Grandpas.





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A Chinese Couple Becomes Billboard Famous After a Photo Shoot for Their 64-Year Anniversary Went Viral

Wang (95) and his wife Huang have become the face of everlasting love in the city of Hebei, China. Billboards have been scattered in shopping malls and random locations throughout the city after a photo shoot for their 64th anniversary went viral.

The Chinese couple first met in 1954 when Huang was asked to make a suit for Wang.

Wang (all dressed in suits made by his wife) and Huang were pictured in each shot doing things they love together.

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