London

Last November this cat set the internet ablaze after being spotted on a supermarket shelf in South London, with an unparalleled pokerface.

Well, this cat's back. Yes, the exact same one, in the exact same store.

The cat has come back to Brockley Sainsbury's. pic.twitter.com/2AKRosiEGM

— Nigel Thornberry (@J_Tema) January 6, 2016

Here's the photo from last November, in which he's wearing the same don't-fu*k-wit-me expression.

It's time for Sainsbury to face the cold, hard, and definitely furry truth; this cat ain't going anywhere.

National Health Services (NHS) worker Kara Florish took to Twitter to document receiving a body-image shaming business card on London's Underground.

The card, which states to be from a group called "Overweight Haters Ltd", reads "fat" in large letters on one side. The other side contains a paragraph with a description of the "organization".

Writer Sean Thomas Knox witnessed a similar, separate body-shaming card incident, and tweeted about it's authenticity.

A coffee shop in London has been forced to remove a sign displaying the shop's name from outside its building.

But the shop's response was rather cheeky.

The coffee shop was rebranded more than a year ago from the more boring "Bermondsey Street Coffee."

Then the owners received this letter this month from the lawyers of the owners of the building.

No humour please, we're British. pic.twitter.com/P1U9VhAEho

— Fuckoffee (@fuck0ffee) October 21, 2015

Seeing as they had no real choice in the matter, they replaced the sign.

Sign going down (video) pic.twitter.com/z4mOz43NtJ h/t @antsonscreen

— Fuckoffee (@fuck0ffee) October 27, 2015

Here's the new sign.

┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐ pic.twitter.com/mOSZ4y5ggJ

— Fuckoffee (@fuck0ffee) October 27, 2015

Effective? Yes.

Just as funny? Nah.

Warning sailors: Here be feels.

Alan Donohoe and Steven Parker have concocted a way to make London commuters share and experience the deepest confessions, fears and joys of their fellow humans. During the Brighton Digital Festival, from Sept. 21-27, the two artists have installed The Waiting Wall at the Brighton Station. There commuters can their inner-most thoughts anonymously and the messages will randomly appear on the large screen.

The project's website explains where they received the inspiration.

In September 2015 commuters will notice a new digital display at Brighton Station. Brighton digital creatives, Free the Trees will be displaying a timetable themed digital display called 'The Waiting Wall'.

Standing on the concourse waiting for yet another delayed, overcrowded train, will become a rare eye-opening and uplifting experience. Inspired by the book Religion for Atheists by Alain de Botton, 'The Waiting Wall', referencing commuters' experiences, is an electronic display of Jerusalem's Wailing Wall, "that would anonymously broadcast our inner woes," thereby reminding us that "we are none of us alone in the extent of our troubles and lamentations."

Some are just regular worries, some are deep emotional expressions and some are fervent wishes.

Existential confessions on the big screen @brightonstation Post your message http://t.co/ks8VslpYf1 #bdf15 #brighton pic.twitter.com/6bExX2SFTH

— Free The Trees (@FreeTheTreesDev) September 21, 2015

If you'd like to watch the messages as they appear, or even add one of your own, visit the wall's website.

Better than saying, "Why are you walking in the bike path?"

Man on a leash being led around London (Farringdon) surely a stunt for something. #nothingisreal - pic.twitter.com/HAH7mHs6Rq

— Richard James (@richjamesuk) April 11, 2014

Spotted: A woman walking a man on a leash. #lostbet ? pic.twitter.com/CBWNBEqVs2

— Anna Hirtenstein (@ahirtens) April 11, 2014

Taking a moment to imagine uproar if man had been walking woman through Farringdon on a dog leash.

— Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) April 11, 2014

You know you've lived in London too long when your only reaction to a man being led along on a leash is to roll your eyes and ignore it.

— Ben Meakin (@bnmkn) April 11, 2014

This morning, Arrested Development's official Twitter account tweeted a picture of a real-life banana stand situated in a park by the London Bridge. First introduced in the second episode of the cult series, the iconic stand will be traveling through London this week before visiting spots in New York and Los Angeles in support of the series' fourth season premiere on Netflix May 26th. While it is unknown whether or not there's any

In this carefully crafted "Olympic welcome" from London Mayor Boris Johnson, he reminds us that "the Games was the whore of Babylon."

Brilliant.

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