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Let's face it, if you're searching NSFW, you are either very brave, very alone, or very at home. But if you are that industrious employee who doesn't stop at a puny firewall, journey forward and indulge in everything raunchy rowdy and anything in between.

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Rude Cross Stitches Your Grandma Definitely Didn't Make

When you think of cross stitch (or any type of embroidery), you probably picture a sweet little old grandma sitting in a rocking chair, creating something wholesome. And it's almost definitely Jesus related. But these rude cross stitches certainly weren't made by grandmas. And if they were, sign me up to be their granddaughter! Scroll through these less-than-wholesome embroideries and laugh. Would you hang any of these up in your house?

pictures of rude cross stich designs | thumbnail includes two pictures of cross stiches Text - It's not a crack house It's a crack home, Life is harder than nipples
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27 Sexual Memes For The Dirty-Minded

Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp. If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.

sex memes, funny sex memes, sexy memes, sexual memes, viagra | Couch - bae so sweet. she sent this pic her job interview today. good luck v | Person - Send nudes get home so know safe
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20 Sexual Memes Just For The Adults

Want to spice it up a little in the bedroom? Trying to find that new position to drive that special someone crazy. Here's a thought: Try a book. BUT if you can't be bothered (If you read past this part I'm guessing this is true), some sexy, not-so-subtle, inappropriate memes is just as good. And while you're at it, speed your way into the weekend with these perfect Thursday memes and get your groove on while you're at it,

Raunchy Memes - Are you Wo(man) enough?

Memes are basically modern society's adaptation to the average person being incapable of stringing several words together to form a coherent sentence. So it only makes sense that we'd push that to the limit, and make the raunchiest, most inappropriate memes possible, because nothing exemplifies human progress than the ability to spend more than 30 seconds creating a picture with words.

Since we want to have something for everyone, for those that prefer, we also have some SAVAGELY inappropriate memes, but if you REALLY want some inappropriate memes, these brutally dark memes are about as inappropriate as it gets. 


sexually themed inappropriate memes list | pullout game is non existent NISSAN PATHFINDER SILVER TNVTVN | Person - Can U figure out this means TIL
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (August 26, 2020)

You know the drill by now. We love Twitter, we love women, and we love it when women roast men. So here is your weekly haul of hilarious Tweets by women who roast men with zero mercy. And when you've finished with these ones, check out last week's lot in case you missed them. 

funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet about dating men in their 30s like shopping in thrift store and dating men in their 20s like products about to be recalled
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The World's Unfriendliest Greeting Cards

Greeting cards are the perfect way to tell someone how you feel about them. Whether it's a happy card to celebrate a birthday or birth, or a sad one to commemorate a redundancy or death, someone has carefully designed it to set the appropriate tone for the occasion. That is, except for these greeting cards, which cut straight to the chase and are pretty brutal. These are the ones you should only give to someone with an exceptional sense of humor. Or your enemy. Both work!

pictures of rude and unfriendly greeting cards - cover pic cards saying "In dog years you'd be dead" and "Heard you were pregnant. Whore"
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People Reveal The Almost Unbelievable Reasons Their Teachers Got Fired

Students usually remember teachers for one of two reasons: they were either excellent or terrible. Great teachers do more than teach their subject; they believe in their students, give them life skills, and inspire them to be the best versions of themselves. The inadequate teachers do just the opposite and can cause irreparable damage to the confidence and growth of a student who may be struggling. And then you have the teachers who are SO bad that they got fired. Whether it's for sleeping with a student or embezzling school money, there's always one who thinks they'll get away with it. An AskReddit thread has got people sharing the reasons their teachers were fired, and the responses are so shockingly sad, it's a wonder how they even qualified to become teachers in the first place.

people reveal reasons their teachers were fired - cover pic story about teacher acting like cult leader | sandyandy12 14.7k points 12 days ago One elementary school teachers at district went got arrested making his class worship him like he cult leader. He totally bonkers.
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11 Former Disney Park Employees Dish Out Their Darkest-Humored NSFW Stories

These hilarious, vaguely gruesome accounts make me want to see a revised 'honest trailer' for what you're actually signing up for being around, next time you up and head to a Disney Park. Also. Maybe it's just the landscape of modern day television, but I've noticed a lot of the darker, thriller tv shows I've binged on Netflix feature particularly unsettling, climactic scenes/unnerving discoveries occurring within the absurd neon-lit confines of amusement parks. It's like the writers got it in their heads the best way to spotlight rule-breaking, deviant behavior is to contrast the tendencies with kids' laughter, echoes of amusement park rides, etc. 

Disney park former employees share stories
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Pervy Old Man Posts *NSFW* Pictures of a Bikini Barista to Facebook and Gets Roasted By His Grandson

This old-timer got called out big time by his grandson after he posted a string of NSFW photos on Facebook.

I'm both glad, and a little disappointed, that my own grandfather isn't throwing up pics of vaping bikini baristas. 

grandpa gets roasted by grandson for pervy pic
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Groupon's Banana Bunker Comments Are A Goldmine Of Sexy Double Entendres

Advertising content on a social media page isn't always glamorous or creative but Groupon has managed to go down in history for making their Facebook ad content uproariously funny. The online retailer made a Facebook post declaring they are "contractually obligated" to let their audience know when the very phallic "Banana Bunker" is featured on their site. The "Bunker" is basically a sheath designed to protect bananas from wear and tear, but saucy commenters immediately made the NSFW connection and absolutely went for it on the post. 

The engagement doesn't end with the commenters - whoever is in charge of Groupon's social media made sure that the responses were just as clever and just as raunchy. The ad did so well that the company brought the product back a few month's ago. We almost want to buy one ourselves..

Funny banana bunker comments from Groupon.
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10 NSFW Facts About Celebrities That'll Shock You

Solid reminders that celebs are just as weird (if not weirder) as the rest of us. 

10 facts about celebrities that are absolutely crazy and hard to believe.
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Frustrated Guy Gets Noisy NSFW Revenge on Home Renovation TV Show

Well, play stupid games, get stupid prizes. We're fans of any revenge story where the powers that be get theirs just for thinking they could swing their weight around. Check out this story for a sales dude getting back at his company.

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Ant-Man/Thanos Memes Are A Dirty Dark-Humored Gift To The World

These Ant-Man/Thanos memes are all kinds of hilariously twisted. That being said they hit the internet just in time for the hype buildup to Avengers: Endgame. This was clearly just too ripe of an opportunity for the memers and Marvel fans to pass up on. Thank goodness. 

Memes about thanos and the idea that ant man can defeat him by entering via where the sun don't shine
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