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The Museum of English Rural Life is weirdly prolific on twitter, for a museum. A while ago they had an unexpected mouse guest, and things went about as stupidly as anyone could guess.

Whether it's the vagueness, the real looming threat, or even the placement of the sign, these warnings do their job extra hard. Something about them really makes you want to not do what you were thinking of doing, stay in the car, and turn back. Here are some more warning signs that mean business.

These were tough to read through...

Brace yourself, these are pretty damn bleak. 

These'll make you think twice before you ever potentially consider throwing in with someone else, and sharing a home together. Let's just say these dealbreakers are all kinds of unnerving. Proceed with caution, stress lurks around the corner. 

Would you be able to use one of these?

Life is pretty easy for a lot of us netizens. These daft first world problems may be helpful in bringing some perspective to your charmed little lives. Maybe seeing how ridiculous our anxieties are will help you next time you find yourself sweating when your phone dips to 20%. 

When you post a wholesome meme, remember that there are people out there very willing to put in some effort to undermine the message and make themselves feel bad. It's a lot for this guy, right out of the gate to assume only 1% of people find him unattractive, but what else can we do but take his word for it. Math is fun!

Owen Williams recently got an unusual visit that resulted in a lot of unexpected online attention. On Twitter, he went on to share his feelings about his neighbor Ken and the best way to honor his wishes.

Using social media requires a little bit of grace. We forgive them for not having the hang of the internet.

She wanted the perfect wedding. That is, a wedding completely out of her means, and an utter burden on her friends. There's being delusional and then there's THIS.

Twitter user @guiltyart, started up the kind of thread that gets the waterworks going. Are you ready to cry your eyes out? Alrighty, then by all means take a deep dive into this emotional Twitter thread about all the movies that managed to break people inside. Sometimes a storyline or a scene in particular just hits you right in the damn feels, and there's nothing you can do about it.

These therapy sessions triggered the opposite intended results. 

Just a great big "ah man, why'd you have to go and do that?"

The level of entitlement here is absolutely frustrating. And to think she only wants to spend 5 dollars an hour for language tutoring? This lady's got some nerve.

I wonder who ended this relationship.