Everyone's favorite stoner day has officially arrived, and we've got some appropriately dank memes to help you celebrate it. Grab your visine, buy some munchies and get ready to blaze it. Stoner memes should be more main stream, its a shame that they haven't gotten more attention. But memes when you are stoned are truly that much better. Opening up your mind to connections and enhancing the experience, at least if you know what you're doing. Otherwise you're lodged in a couch for the afternoon sans the ability to speak. But while your vegging out on the couch, try to spice up your life a little with these spicy dank memes.
Spider-Man
The Russo Brothers have officially lifted the Avengers: Endgame spoiler ban, so we feel like we can have a little bit more fun with the memes we're posting. Many fans have expressed feelings of sadness, confusion regarding much of the film's dramatic plot. These memes, which are FILLED WITH SPOILERS, reflect our depression and all the questions we have. If only we could turn back time and pick different directors...
A few crass and tasteless memes to edgily distract you from your pain. If you are feeling down in the dumps and like your worthless, just remember, I once asked Siri why I was single, so she turned on the front-facing camera. When you have a face not even a robot AI can love... But if you like the more political side of memes, then these hilarious politically-charged memes will be just what you need.
The "Distracted Boyfriend" meme is perhaps the stock photo meme to end all stock photo memes. People got so into it that the backstory was discovered by some internet sleuths. The meme went viral in late August - and was used to describe situations ranging from dating and politics to super specific themes like Greek mythology. This meme's versatility is the root of its strength, so we doubt we've seen the end of Distracted Boyfriend.
The latest Marvel meme to hit our screens is ripped from Spider-Man: Far From Home and features the handsome mug of Jake Gyllenhaal's Mysterio. The character appears wide-eyed and is uttering the line "Now this is an Avengers level threat." As one can imagine, the meme is used to describe situations that are the opposite of dire, like, say, the existence of sand in the mind of Anakin Skywalker. Or an "armed" man with no legs and no hands. The meme is simple, but it's still inspiring some light chuckles.
Via batinthesun
Ok, Spider-Man is a good guy so he probably wouldn't kill Darth Maul but I can guarantee you the Sith is playing for keeps.
This fight is goes down at the San Diego Comic Con. Everyone from Disney Princesses to Thanos are asked to weigh in on who they think will be victorious.
If you just want to see the fight go down, you can skip to the 6:50 minute mark where the fun begins. You'll have to watch the video to find out who wins.
Via Daily Mail
Well, here's one for you.
According to The Daily Mail, an English family was driving down the road when their vehicle caught fire in a bad way. Smoke was pouring out of the car and onto a pregnant Lucy Day, Stephen Grant and their three-year-old daughter.
Luckily, Spider-Man was there.
Or rather it was Tom Roche, a children's entertainer who happened to be driving by in his full Spider-Man outfit.
He stopped and rescued the family from the burning automobile.
Mr Roche, 24, who was with his girlfriend, said: 'We could smell unburnt petrol and could see smoke pouring out from under the car.
'It was like something out of an action film, I was expecting the car to explode at any second.
'We tried flagging them down and when they stopped I was shouting at them to get away from the car.
'We called them over to us and they got in the car.
She was saying "we need to go to hospital", so we drove over there as quick we could.
All this while I was dressed in a full-body latex Spider-Man costume.'
Now you may be wondering, 'Why were they headed to the hospital?'
Good question.
That's because Grant had apparently cut his finger off using a lawnmower and it needed to be reattached.
So Roche/Spider-Man high-tailed it to the hospital where doctors successfully put the finger back on.
There's still no cause determined in what caused the fire, but it ended up looking like this:
What are the odds of all of these things happening?
Via Kare11
Aaron Purmort discovered he had a terminal brain tumor soon after he met his wife, Nora McInerny. Since the diagnosis, they have been sharing details of their struggle with the world through their blog myhusbandstumor.com.
And before he died, the couple decided to co-write his humorous and touching obituary, which was published over the weekend in the Minneapolis Star Tribune.
Purmort, Aaron Joseph age 35, died peacefully at home on November 25 after complications from a radioactive spider bite that led to years of crime-fighting and a years long battle with a nefarious criminal named Cancer, who has plagued our society for far too long.
"I've never laughed and cried more in one sitting, but I'm so glad we got to do this," Nora wrote on the blog.
The end of the obit also states that he is survived by his "first wife Gwen Stefani," which Nora tweeted about following his death.
I hope @gwenstefani and I can finally settle our differences. We both loved @purmort http://t.co/nDsUgP2QxF #RIPBigPurm
— nora purmort (@noraborealis) November 30, 2014The family set up a crowdfunding page to raise money for medical costs and to help support his wife and child.
Via Mike Wilson 3RUN
Mike Wilson, a professional parkour and freerunning athlete, wanted to do something special for his 5-year old son Jayden, who was diagnosed with a terminal brain tumor.
So on his birthday this year, he made a replica Spider-Man suit and jumped down from the roof to pay him a visit, capturing the moment with a hidden GoPro camera.
You can read more updates about Jayden on his Facebook page.
Stan Lee narrates these three promotional videos fro this summer's the Amazing Spiderman 2. These videos actually have some plot, and may potentially hint at the movie's origin story for Electro.
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The trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was released today and it doesn't look like it will disappoint. The film is currently scheduled to premiere in May of this coming year. In this installment of the series, it proves that Oscorp is at the center of the connection between Peter Parker, his friend Harry, and the emerging super-villain, Electro, played by Jamie Foxx.
Via Time
In Time Magazine's article on selecting President Barack Obama as "Person of the Year," a picture was included by White House photographer Pete Souza showing the president pretending to be caught in a web when he is greeted by a Spider-Man costume wearing child.
