Pooped Partier of the Day: Redditor Astralea says: "Had party last night. First person to fall asleep 'gets it'. We weren't kidding."
That is one dog-ugly person.
Stupid Pet Trick of the Day: I, for one, welcome our new snakes and ladders-playing canine overlords.
It's Sundog! (No, really. It is.)
Does What It Says On The Tin of the Day: A basset hound dressed as Sherlock Holmes running in slow motion.
Related: Sherlock Hounds.