Walmart is a dangerous, dangerous place, and one must never venture there alone or there won't be back-up evidence for the strange sightings you will see. Be cautious.
Here is a letter from Wally Brown of the Complaint Department, written to the wife of Royce Green, stating the 15 reasons why he's been banned from the Lawton, Oklahoma Walmart. Apparently, her husband was caught up doing some funny things at the store as documented on the surveillance cameras.
Walmart has an uncanny knack for bringing out the absolute worst in people. Is it something with the air in those big 'ol sprawling buildings, or what? We need ex-Walmart employees to band together and put together a grim and unapologetic book of their worst stories!
Walmart was forced to remove the shirt from their stores after a journal advocacy group wrote a letter for the company executives. We'll take a gander and guess the store's about to lose some of their customers. You could say the message on the t-shirt itself is a bit alienating...
These people are living their absolute best lives... No one can say that they aren't shining examples of certain parts of mankind's abject failure to evolve from Neolithic times. And nothing is better than continuing to find out just how wacky Walmart can be. But clearly something is driving these people to dress like they've been on a month-long bender. Maybe these memes will be the missing link between the rest of humanity and these anomalies