Walmart

Walmart is a dangerous, dangerous place, and one must never venture there alone or there won't be back-up evidence for the strange sightings you will see. Be cautious. 

Whoever Shane is, he's our hero.

Here is a letter from Wally Brown of the Complaint Department, written to the wife of Royce Green, stating the 15 reasons why he's been banned from the Lawton, Oklahoma Walmart. Apparently, her husband was caught up doing some funny things at the store as documented on the surveillance cameras.   

Walmart has an uncanny knack for bringing out the absolute worst in people. Is it something with the air in those big 'ol sprawling buildings, or what? We need ex-Walmart employees to band together and put together a grim and unapologetic book of their worst stories! 

A 9/11 soda display that made Coke boxes into the Twin Towers prompted many responses, most of them either disgust or references to 9/11 memes.

It's almost like they're trying to rattle us to our cores with sheer weirdness. 

Shane sounds like an instant favorite amongst customers...

Walmart has eyes everywhere. Don't you forget it. 

Walmart recently released data from their website on the top sellers across the country in 2017, and some of them are kinda...well, see for yourself. Via: The Chive

Working as a Walmart cashier guarantees regular encounters with pure insanity. 

Walmart was forced to remove the shirt from their stores after a journal advocacy group wrote a letter for the company executives. We'll take a gander and guess the store's about to lose some of their customers. You could say the message on the t-shirt itself is a bit alienating...

These people are living their absolute best lives... No one can say that they aren't shining examples of certain parts of mankind's abject failure to evolve from Neolithic times. And nothing is better than continuing to find out just how wacky Walmart can be. But clearly something is driving these people to dress like they've been on a month-long bender. Maybe these memes will be the missing link between the rest of humanity and these anomalies

A third-party vendor on Walmart's website went described a wig cap with a racial slur; and let's just say they're feeling the full wrath of the internet. To say they kicked the hornet's nest would be a vast understatement. 

What a time to be alive. 

Quality store. Good prices. Nice clientele. Great Company.

Walmart's a beacon of light to all the wonderfully lost souls out there. It's like people transcend their human state when they walk through the doors.